是不是所有重庆人，一煮面就是这样的啊？
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010503" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010503"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <section><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; font-size: 15px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">丢一撮</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.16em; color: #a40000; font-size: 19px;">“感觉有点少样。”</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; font-size: 15px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">再丢一撮</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.21em; color: #a40000; font-size: 19px;">“得不得还是不够哦？”</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; font-size: 15px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">再丢一撮</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.16em; color: #a40000; font-size: 19px;">“再来两根算了。”</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; font-size: 15px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">最后丢一撮</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.16em; color: #a40000; font-size: 19px;">“将就，少就少吃嘛。”</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; font-size: 15px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">最后</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.16em; color: #a40000; font-size: 19px;">“哦豁，又煮多了... ...”</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" style="height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FpQiZUpI6LQhZXoDriipkJAG8595" /></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; font-size: 15px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">一问身边</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; font-size: 15px; visibility: visible; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">才晓得</span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 3em;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #407600; font-size: 26px; visibility: visible; line-height: 1.85em; text-decoration: underline; letter-spacing: 2px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible;">在重庆</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 3em;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #407600; font-size: 26px; visibility: visible; line-height: 1.85em; text-decoration: underline; letter-spacing: 2px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible;">煮面</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 3em;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #407600; font-size: 26px; visibility: visible; line-height: 1.85em; text-decoration: underline; letter-spacing: 2px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible;">尤其是煮挂面</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 3em;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #407600; font-size: 26px; visibility: visible; line-height: 1.85em; text-decoration: underline; letter-spacing: 2px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible;">拿捏不到煮好多的人</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 3em;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #407600; font-size: 26px; visibility: visible; line-height: 1.85em; text-decoration: underline; letter-spacing: 2px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible;">原来不止我一个</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; line-height: 3em;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #407600; font-size: 26px; visibility: visible; line-height: 1.85em; text-decoration: underline; letter-spacing: 2px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible;">！！！</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 24px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 167px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/Fg5LVC9bfkd5-tMWNP4NtHjM8yUJ" /></p><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #ffffff; text-align: left; height: 0px; overflow: hidden; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; background-color: #ffffff; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">1</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">绝世大聪明</span></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; background-color: #ffffff; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">天老爷啊，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">如果可以的话，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">请赐我一双能掌握煮面的量的手吧！</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">我感觉我每次下锅的面：</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 178px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FsKBWc3tJi59YUWuv9HsjF8OJcp5" /></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">而每次出锅的面：</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 177px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FhCx7T0UuaENOKMJzlwqc9udxkOx" /></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">2</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">菠萝</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">要大命了，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">早上我妈给我们煮面，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">一人一大碗不说，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">锅里头还剩半锅。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">光是看到都感觉这顿早饭吃了晚饭也不用吃了。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 208px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/Fi919W686TwdIy9FoiTrK22oMVn6" /></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">3</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; line-height: 2.27em;">@</span><span style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; line-height: 2.27em;">H。</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">煮面允远煮不合适的，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">是我本人了哈。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">尤其煮挂面的时候，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">下面永远都觉得锅里面好少，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">再来一点，还是太少，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">再来一点，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">最后大把面下去了出锅一大盆。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">更恼火的是，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">刚开始还感觉可以吃，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">勉强吃得完，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">结果越吃越多，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">人都胀来瓜起了，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">而面就像没动过。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 210px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FsyydchAnslMGOMvvaes8zkSUx_O" /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">4</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">勤劳的小蜜蜂</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">早上起来想吃面，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">我妈：这么点够吗？</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">我：不够不够，这么滴点，筷子一夹就没得了。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">我妈：再加这么多够不够？</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">我：再来点再来点。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">我妈：你吃不完我才跟你两个说。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">我：我啥子胃口你不晓得嗦？</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2.27em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; caret-color: #ff0000;">等面一出锅，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">我：妈，我错了。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 204px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/Fq-EagTrdlCxMItXsgwB7hU2JF7H" /></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">5</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">茉莉茉莉</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">没错，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">我就是那个每次想吃一碗面，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">最后都会煮成一大锅的受害者！</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">所以现在只要一自己煮面，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">我的态度就成了随缘吧，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">干面湿面都不晓得煮好多，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">煮多了吃饱，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">煮少了就当垫一哈。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 198px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/Fup-MiZ1HxPqb3PGQVtaYdEAv3Bp" /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">6</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">就叫不高兴</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">我煮面，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">用我男票的话来说就是：</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; color: #a40000;">生怕自己饿死了。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">煮的时候内心就一直OS：</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">会不会不够？</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">感觉有点少了，再来点吧。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">煮都煮了就一次煮够。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">吃面饿得快，再煮点。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">干脆把这点一起煮了算了。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">煮好过后：</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em; letter-spacing: 2px;">哦豁！好大一锅！</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 205px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FnrS8jkDrz3HWVEp0zhH0i_Kx4iG" /></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">7</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">欧哈哈</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">我发誓，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">刚开始煮的时候，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">我只放了一点点！</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">看到面在锅里面翻，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">感觉有点不够，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">我就又加了一点点，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">拿筷子在锅里哈了两哈，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">感觉还是有点不够，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">我就又加了一点点。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong><span style="text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">等面煮好菜叶子和香肠一加进去，</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong><span style="text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">我的天，噗秋闷涎... ...</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 208px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FiXpUiJzEINxJjinIOJfl2cbry8K" /></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">8</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">柯达鸭。</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">走朋友屋头耍，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">半夜她想吃宵夜就去煮面，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">问我吃好多，</span><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em;">我说少吃点。</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">结果她端了一大盆过来，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">她老公跟我以为也就那一盆，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em;">攒起劲吃完了，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em;">她来一句：</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong>吃饱没？没吃饱的话锅里头还有一点面！！！</strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">我吃完去放碗筷，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">瞄了一眼锅，看不清楚，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">我就拿筷子去哈，</span><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em;">人都惊了！</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong>那是有一点面？？？</strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong>那是有亿点面哦！！！</strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong>要不是盆盆装不下，</strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong>她应该会全部夹来端过来喊我们吃完！</strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 194px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/Fs1_HkMvCfQaPXLGyrUNldWHw203" /></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">9</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">一二三木头人</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">我才不得说，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">由于自己每次煮面都会煮多，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">多！多很多！多很多很多那种，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; color: #a40000;">已经被迫开发了葱油拌面、蒜油拌面、海椒油拌面、花椒油拌面等技能。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; color: #a40000;">甚至有时候煮一顿面，</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><span style="text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; color: #a40000;">第二顿第三顿还可以继续吃凉面、炒面、汤面... ...</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em;">吃到一家人都很久不想吃面。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 191px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FsMbNZz-X7bIpQLlXDIrnIHMggQW" /></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"> </p><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="outline: 0px; color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong style="outline: 0px;"><span style="color: #7b0c00; text-decoration: underline; outline: 0px; font-size: 50px;">10</span></strong></span></section><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-indent: 0em; line-height: 2em; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">@</span><span style="color: #3da742; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red;">美丽老仙女</span></section></section><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">我怀疑，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">你们是不是盯到我煮面的啊？</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">完全说的就是我！！！</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">要么煮出来不够吃，</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">要么煮出来吃不完，</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="color: #a40000; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;"><strong><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">从来没有合适过。</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">看嘛，</span></p><p style="margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px;"><span style="max-inline-size: 100%; cursor: text; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-indent: 0em; caret-color: red; line-height: 2.27em; outline: none 0px !important;">这是我之前煮来自己吃的面：</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><span style="outline: 0px; text-indent: 0em; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 205px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/Fg-Ig7dbE3IW7qEmMrhxemLZSm4g" /></span></p></section><section style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #ffffff; z-index: 0; visibility: visible; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;"><section style="outline: 0px; visibility: visible;"><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="outline: 0px; color: #222222; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.54px;"><section style="margin: 10px 16px; outline: 0px; line-height: 2em;"><section style="margin-bottom: 6px; outline: 0px; display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: center;"><section style="outline: 0px; flex: 1 1 0%; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; background-image: linear-gradient(to right, rgba(211, 19, 20, 0) 0%, #000000 100%);"></section><section style="outline: 0px; flex: 1 1 0%; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; background-image: linear-gradient(to left, rgba(211, 19, 20, 0) 0%, #000000 100%);"></section></section></section></section><section style="outline: 0px; color: #222222; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: 16px; margin-left: 16px; outline: 0px; width: 40px; line-height: 2em;"></section></section></section><section style="outline: 0px; color: #222222; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><section style="outline: 0px;"><section style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; outline: 0px; width: 40px;"><img class="__bg_gif rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; display: block; width: 100%; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FtAuNR8wymoRAE1lWPrXNmK383P4" /></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">另外</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">朋友们</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">如果你煮面也是这么恼火</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">那我劝你</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">还有一件事</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">也千万不要轻易去摸</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><section><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="width: 2.5em;"><img style="width: 29px; display: block; vertical-align: inherit; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FmDmg7nvQ5C-nnh0mPI0ANO1TwGb" width="29" /></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #a40000; font-size: 24px;"><strong><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 2.27em;">发 木 耳</span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">不然</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">等你本来只想发几朵</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">结果发出来看到有这么多的时候</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 2.27em;">可不要怪我没有提醒过哦</span></p><section style="outline: 0px;"><p class="empty_paragraph" style="text-align: center; outline: 0px;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" style="outline: 0px; width: 239px; visibility: visible !important; height: auto !important;" src="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/FqfCcEMfnmk4krrxjuh5LyrAEGgj" /></p></section></section></section></section></section><p style="display: none;"> </p> <!----></div> {:7_370:}{:7_370:} 哈哈 浪费粮食，我都下馆子，点都不多给{:7_373:} 同感 反正我下面条经常煮多了，煮少了又不够吃。 可以可以 同感 可以 呵呵 晚上完全是嫩个
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