躺平姿势千万种，上网上香最轻松
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p><span class="wx_text_underline">甲：我都40岁了，老婆还经常夸我年纪小。</span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">乙：怎么夸的？</span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">甲：跟我斗，你还嫩了点儿！</span><span class="wx_text_underline"><img class="we-emoji__Smug we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c00e2.gif" alt="[傲慢]" /></span><br /><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">问：人要是被逼急了，什么都能做出来吗？</span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">答：数学题恐怕还是不行</span><span class="wx_text_underline"><img class="we-emoji__Laugh we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c00e2.gif" alt="[憨笑]" /></span><br /><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">问：听说你昨天被开除了，啥情况啊？</span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">答：昨天老板让我拿计算器去他办公室一趟，然后我就多说了一句话</span><span class="wx_text_underline"><img class="we-emoji__Hammer we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c00e2.gif" alt="[敲打]" /></span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">问：你说什么了呀？</span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">答：我说：“你算什么东西？”</span><span class="wx_text_underline"><img class="we-emoji__Blush we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c00e2.gif" alt="[囧]" /></span><br /><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">现在的小孩：</span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">在上进和上学之间选择了上网</span><span class="wx_text_underline"><img class="we-emoji__Facepalm we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c00e2.gif" alt="[捂脸]" /></span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">现在的年轻人：</span><br /><span class="wx_text_underline">在上进和上班之间选择了上香</span><img class="we-emoji__Respect we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c00e2.gif" alt="[社会社会]" /><br /><br />内容剧情演绎，仅供娱乐</p> <!----></div> 有点专趣 哈哈，言子不错 真幽默 可以 好的知道 {:7_373:}{:7_373:}{:7_373:}{:7_373:} {:7_368:}
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