当代逻辑鬼才：数学题我认输，但阴阳怪气我必须赢
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://qnym.aiwulongrencai.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p>甲：我都40岁了，老婆还经常夸我年纪小。<br />乙：怎么夸的？<br />甲：跟我斗，你还嫩了点儿！<img class="we-emoji__Smug we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c545a.gif" alt="[傲慢]" /><br /><br />问：人要是被逼急了，什么都能做出来吗？<br />答：数学题恐怕还是不行<img class="we-emoji__Laugh we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c545a.gif" alt="[憨笑]" /><br /><br />问：听说你昨天被开除了，啥情况啊？<br />答：昨天老板让我拿计算器去他办公室一趟，然后我就多说了一句话<img class="we-emoji__Hammer we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c545a.gif" alt="[敲打]" /><br />问：你说什么了呀？<br />答：我说：“你算什么东西？”<img class="we-emoji__Blush we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c545a.gif" alt="[囧]" /><br /><br />现在的小孩：<br />在上进和上学之间选择了上网<img class="we-emoji__Facepalm we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c545a.gif" alt="[捂脸]" /><br />现在的年轻人：<br />在上进和上班之间选择了上香<img class="we-emoji__Respect we-emoji" src="https://res.wx.qq.com/mmbizappmsg/zh_CN/htmledition/js/images/pic/pic_blank7c545a.gif" alt="[社会社会]" /><br /><br />内容剧情演绎，仅供娱乐</p> <!----></div> {:7_373:}
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